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New and Improved Jackass Card Is Here!

Posted on August 8th, 2010 Comment

After a grueling seven minutes of work, I am proud to release the new official version of the Jackass Card! The new card boasts the following features:
- Technicolor!
- Includes a “Jackass Crossing” road sign graphic that is our new unofficial trademark
- Fonts match website style for brand consistency
- Vertical orientation so as to be more visible when placed under a windshield wiper
- 50% less saturated fat and 25% more fiber, making it the only Jackass Card to be endorsed by the American Heart Association
You can download it here:
Jackass Card 3.0

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