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The Kayak Douche

Posted on December 21st, 2009 2 comments

Okay, this one made me laugh. Apparently this guy parks crooked every day and always has kayaks strapped to his car. I sincerely hope we get more pics of his shenanigans in the future!

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2 Responses to “The Kayak Douche”

major December 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm

ok i personally know this D-bag and yes its true everyday he cannot manage the skills to park a friggin PRIUS straight. I swear he thinks its a suburban or something. And the kayak vary from three to four. What a D-bag
Nota Asole December 26th, 2009 at 5:06 am

Anyone want to tell this D-Bag that he's getting 20+ less MPG with those stupid things on the top?
-Parking like an ass-hole, 50 dollar fine.
-Buying a Pruis Hybrid so you can be a pretentious douche, five grand over comparable list.
-Screwing your gas millage down to Mid-Sized SUV levels just to impress dope-smokin’, peace-lovin’, burkenstock-wearin’, hippy-chicks with your kayaking skills, priceless.

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