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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

 

Recent Comments

  • orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
  • JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
  • Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you? :)
  • liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
  • Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
  • Voivre: 1) Gullwing doors are awesome because of arseholes like this.. 2) I would have kicked the everloving shit out...
  • CanadianJane: Vehicle. The word is vehicle. You misspelled it more than once or I wouldn’t have said anything.
  • CanadianJane: Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of...
  • CanadianJane: I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so...
  • CanadianJane: I like Tahoe Joe’s idea.

4 Responses to “Someone In Your Office Building Thinks You’re a Pompous Ass”

  1. Okay okay, I get it, you have too much time on your hands. I’m just curious who did this? And who would post this entire flyer on the front of the building. Very unprofessional. You think you’re doing some good but you’re really just the one being the “jackass”. I’d be happy to meet whomever did this in the same parking lot anytime to explain myself. You get your car dinged and dented as many times as I have you tend to go park in the back of the building away from all of the, again, “jackasses”.

  2. Ya, you’re right, that does entitle you to two parking spots while others make do with one. Arrogant much?

  3. Looks like you couldn’t get away from those two “Jackasses” next to you. You may not be aware that you drive a truck, and it ain’t all that and a bag of chips at that. What if everyone took two spots to park? You sound like too much of an insensitive ass to actually understand what it means to be a good human. I’m sure that you get more door dents than the average guy. Anytime you need good lessons on driving a truck, c’mon down to Texas. We’ll show you our parking lot. We all have trucks, and somehow we manage to keep them within the lines. Grow up.

  4. Okay Adam L., everyone has that problem. You’re not any better, you don’t deserve preferential treatment…if you believe that, start up a valet program at your job. We sedan-drivers also have to think about how far your truck doors swing out and that could definitely leave a dent in any car. And what’s worse about this picture, is that this can’t even be chalked up to being an accidental crap parking job, you took the time out to back it up into that spot, and you clearly saw where the lines were. I personally look for spots at the end of parking lots so at least one side doesn’t get hit, but if I can’t, I just deal with it and park *gasp* between two cars!! Please.

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