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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Recent Comments

  • Head Jackass: Haha! Close encounter, eh? Lemme tell ya, it’s exhilarating to get caught placing a Jackass Card!
  • Lexy Torres: The funniest part of this (at least I think so) is that the guy that drove this truck was a head of me...
  • Chris: Ok, Allen, cause you KNOW there wasn’t a truck or something over parking that line before hand causing...
  • hates parking jackasses: Really, was that truck really parked there to keep other people safe? or does it just belong...
  • paul edwards: Guy parks here like this every single day…..
  • cdsetxo: Indeed I am
  • Head Jackass: I believe you’re referring to this post.
  • cdsetxo: No! Perhaps I should have worded that better. The Chevy Cruze parks in that spot all the time. I’ve...
  • Doug: This space is also marked “van accessable” (small blue sign atttached below) which means only a van...
  • Joe Blow: Wait… is the submitter claiming this is the same person in the same spot? Because that is obviously...
  • Right and Wrong

    Posted on July 25th, 2010 Comment

    We get a lot of trucks who think they’re big enough to justify taking up four spaces, so I went out and took two pictures — one of a jackass playing four square, the other of a very large truck parking correctly. They were even taken in the same parking lot. Judge for yourselves:

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    I know it’s difficult to tell because of the picture quality, but the larger truck in the second picture is completely within the lines, every bit of it! That’s one parking space, people. And, he still parked way out where he wouldn’t bother anyone. This is the most courteous driver I’ve encountered in a good long time.

    The driver of the truck in the first picture, however — well, let’s just say that they’re why I made this website!

    To the owner of that truck: I know you saw the Jackass Card on your windshield, and chances are that you’ll view this post. Care to explain yourself?

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