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orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you?
liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
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Our first customer!

Posted on June 6th, 2009 6 comments

Wal-Mart parking lot in Logan, Utah – This moron managed to make a total of five parking spaces unparkable. Do people think that if they have a trailer they can park however they want? Click for full size:

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6 Responses to “Our first customer!”

Jackass June 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

Thats me!
What this pic does not show is that this is at the far end of the parking lot, away from the store.
Why are no other cars parked around me? Because no one would park in BFE if they didn’t have to.
But alas, enjoy yourselves.
headjackass June 8th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

Hahaha!! Hey, thanks for being a good sport about it. And yes, we will enjoy ourselves!
bryan June 10th, 2009 at 8:27 am

Actually, I like parking in BFE, but I still don’t take up multiple parking spots!
LC June 11th, 2009 at 11:20 am

alright everyone… walmart parking lot is big enough for the all of us, so even if you WANT to park in BFE go to the other side of the lot and find yourself a spot!
bob December 16th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

As someone who drives a truck and trailer frequently, (but also carries YPLAJ cards), I can tell you it's not about it being difficult to park in sequential spots and only use two.

I park like this guy, well away from the building so I don't inconvenience anyone. I do it so some jackass won't park right next to the truck, making it very difficult to get out without hitting their car. (It's a turning radius issue – truck/trailer combo can't turn fast enough to avoid the next row of vehicles without clipping the car next to you).

So long as they're parked away form everyone, I don't have an issue.
TruckDrivin'Girl January 1st, 2010 at 6:24 am

I'm with 'bob' on this one… When I'm pulling a 20ft horse trailer, I park my @ss out in the boondocks simply because there's no way of getting that baby in two spots and being certain I can get it back out. I do try to take up the minimum amount of spaces, though, and when I can, I stay with the truck and trailer (because of the horses) so I'm there to have a discussion with anyone upset by my parking job.
Because, really, parking like a douche just gets your car beat on by the people who either decide to join you in douchery, or the people who are trying to park legitimately in the space you're crowding.

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