27 Responses to “Fine, We Won’t Park Next to You”

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   You Asshole August 21st, 2009 at 4:13 am

   That's MY white GMC truck in the picture, and the person that left me a "youparkedlikeajackass" card ALSO kicked a dent into my driver's side door and tore off one of my windshield wipers. I was fortunately able to get Target to submit the video footage to the police department, and one passer-by got a license plate number for me of the guy that vandalized my truck and waited for me to come outside, then gave me that info. It's kinda funny he left a calling card, whoever thought this website up is the REAL douchebag! The guy that vandalized my truck and left his trail behind trumps even THAT douchebag. I didn't enjoy spending 1.5 hours tonight waiting on the police and filing a report, but I don't appreciate having my truck vandalized either. I might also add that my truck was parked at almost the very BACK of the parking lot, and far off to one side. Not sure why the motorized wheelchair was that far back, I thought that was why we had handicapped spaces.???

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   You Asshole August 21st, 2009 at 4:14 am

   In closing, I was in Target a total of 7 minutes, and only parked the way I did because someone had left a motorized wheelchair in the spot so that I couldn't quite fit into one space. Obviously when the genius-vandal came by to damage my truck and place the calling card, the motorized wheelchair was gone.

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   You Asshole August 21st, 2009 at 4:14 am

   Anyway, I have rambled. Thanks for posting a pic of my truck, it makes my vandalism case that much more obvious now for the American Fork police department and hopefully it will help them prosecute. The vandal was so proud of his work that he POSTED IT ONLINE!!!! Even I had to chuckle at that, and it was MY TRUCK THAT GOT FUCKED UP!!!!
   Perhaps next time you shouldn't kick a dent into someone else's property, and if you do, don't leave such a messy trail? Think about that one a bit….

   Have fun with your site, I am really looking forward to prosecuting the person that vandalized my truck and I am very thankful that Target has good parking lot cameras. I wasn't sure how good they would be at working with me and the police.
   I saved the screenshot of my truck on this website, so even if you pull the picture with my truck down, I still have the screen capture.

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   You Asshole August 21st, 2009 at 4:14 am

   Thanks for helping to encourage people to destroy the property of others because they don't park perfectly. It's nice that you get off by fucking with someone else's day. Did you ever think there might be a bit more of a story behind the lame parking jobs some people pull off? Oh, that's right, you DON'T think.
   And here I thought our enemies lived in the middle east….

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   FUCK YOU! August 21st, 2009 at 4:16 am

   and in closing, a final one to you, you fucking trite cocksucking "site admins" prick.
   i am highly doubtful you will post ANY of my comments, since you moderate and will pick and choose what will make your site look good.

   that's ok. i don't appreciate YOU encouraging other people to fuck up someone's property. this isn't the last you have heard of me

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   yplaja August 21st, 2009 at 4:05 pm

   Whoa! Where to start? First off, if your vehicle did get vandalized as you claim, you have my sympathy, because I've had that happen to me before and it sucks.

   Second, this site does not and never has encouraged vandalism of vehicles or any other illegal activity. We encourage a completely legal and Constitutionally protected principle–freedom of the press.

   Third, perhaps you should wait until you actually see the tape before placing the blame on our readers.

   Fourth, we have a policy of not publishing comments that include personal information, encourage illegal activity, or include grossly offensive content. Since none of your comments include any of that, speak on.

   Fifth, if there is anything we can do to assist in the investigation, don't hesitate to contact us. Please note, however, that we do not collect personally-identifying information about submitters or visitors.

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   EyeOfTheBeholder October 29th, 2009 at 1:15 am

   If "you fucking trite cocksucking "site admins" prick" is not considered "grossly offensive," I'd hate to see what is

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   yplaja October 30th, 2009 at 3:24 am

   Ha! Touché, sir. Let me qualify that: we do not publish material that is grossly offensive to *me*. That would take a lot. Let the man vent his frustration.

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   Jeff G December 14th, 2009 at 1:09 am

   My goodness – somebody might need an anger management class, perhaps…

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    Asilomar December 14th, 2009 at 11:15 am

    16 weeks ago – have ya heard anything? any updates?

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    LaFaeVert December 14th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Freakin' hilarious! I just found this site and love it. I drive a little POS Geo Metro and can fit that little car absolutely anywhere. I REALLY enjoy parking it as close as possible to some parktard's driver's side door so they have to climb in through the passenger side. The car's so small, 9 times out of 10, it's inside the lines. As I said before, it's a POS, so I expect the bumps from angry door dings and it makes no difference. I get the satisfaction of making some fool crawl across their middle console and they get to think twice next time they park. Oh, and the thing with the white GMC… So, there was a motorized wheelchair in the spot there…AND there were 2 cars parked in the other two spots…AND your truck got vandalized…AND the other vehicles left…ALL IN THE SPACE OF 7 MINUTES? Hmm… Nope. Sounds like a major case of parktard.

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    Notfeelinsorry December 14th, 2009 at 7:28 am

    I just found this site and find it hilarious!! If someone vandilized your car, that’s going too far. But don’t be mad at this site that Shows you doing something you thought you wouldn’t get caught doing! Haha! Stop being so selfish people! These blogs are full of excuses!

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    azdroo December 14th, 2009 at 8:00 am

    the guy is still an asshole.

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    GJK December 14th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Ummmmm. If you parked so far in the back (like you claimed) why did you park right next to a motorized wheelchair, causing you to cross the line? Why didn't you just find another spot that would allow you to park correctly? If it was so far in the back, that should not have been a problem. I am not trying to stir up trouble. I am just asking

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    Snafu December 14th, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Hmmm, let me see here. The truck is parked taking up two spaces. It doesn’t matter if he was at the front or back of the parking lot, he is still parked like a jackass. I would be willing to bet that, had he parked ‘properly’, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. We are having this conversation because he parked like an IDIOT and somebody took exception.

    In the future, park it between the lines, and you won’t have this problem!

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    yplaja December 15th, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    Haven't heard a thing. I'm assuming they saw on the tape that someone else vandalized the vehicle, not the person who left the Jackass Card. I really do feel sorry for the guy. He was just letting off some steam.

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    Wade March 5th, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    Should have parked right your fault haha

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    sin July 7th, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    i was sent this link by a friend after being locked out of my car for 15 min, I called our local non-emergency police on my parktard, and when the dinggy disbatcher asked me in a condisending tone ” you want to report someone for parking too close to your car?” I said NO someone blocked my out of my car, and should be sited or reported or something, look americans are always getting their big egos crushed when they find out the world dosn’t revolve around them, I know, but honestly preventing someone from going about their daily business is just outta control. Block me in again, I will revisit this Rad site I honestlly feel better thanks to the friend that sent me the link and thanks to the admin on this page muah!

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    G.L. July 11th, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    If I had a camera, I could top everyone’s pictures.. These hillbilly MF-ers parked not one, but two cars in the middle of a public road.. I was so pissed off prior to that I at least shouted curses at the slack jawed yokels.. American motorists suck!

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    Bill July 21st, 2011 at 10:35 am

    Double parking in the back of a parking lot is no where near worthy of being posted on this site. I double park where im not taking up peoples spaces to keep some jackass mother fucker from slamming their door into my truck. It takes up a lot of space. I think people that actually park in the middle of a bunch of vehicles and leave there car in some rediculous position are worthy of this site, not some guy parking in the back of a parking lot. I hope he catches who ever fucked up his truck.

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    Head Jackass July 21st, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    Let it be hereby enacted that no submissions shall henceforth be published on this, my website, without the authorization and express permission of Bill, some guy I’ve never met, who shall determine the worthiness of said submissions. We throw ourselves at your mercy, O Bill.

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    Allen August 8th, 2011 at 10:05 am

    I’m sure the guy in the white truck found out he was in the wrong ( is this really a shock to anyone?) and didn’t have the balls to post back that information. He deserved his picture posted online but not the damage to his vehicle. I say if you park like an idiot in the front, in the back, or anywhere you deserve your picture on here and anywhere else it can be posted. I’m posting a few from this weekend as I type this.

    If you’re going to park that way we’re going to take pictures and post them.

    

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    iParkLikeAjJACKASS August 15th, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    I think there is nothing wrong with this parking job. thats a bad ass truck and if he doesnt want it to get fucked up then hr was alright.. it was in the BACk and who really gives a damn if he took 2 spaces…. the is obviously more to choose from

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    JustSomeGirl August 26th, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    “I think there is nothing wrong with this parking job. thats a bad ass truck and if he doesnt want it to get fucked up then hr was alright.. it was in the BACk and who really gives a damn if he took 2 spaces…. the is obviously more to choose from”

    Really? Let’s start with your grammar. I believe you meant to say “I don’t think that there is anything wrong with the way he parked”… I could go on, but I don’t want to be THAT rude. If you have something relevant to add to a conversation, at least figure out how to correctly say what the fuck you want to say, or you’re just going to sound like a complete idiot.

    As far as the site, I LOVE IT. I pride myself in being an excellent “parker”, granted I drive a little Mazda3, I’m ALWAYS finding jack ass parking jobs and I’ve always said that someone should make vouchers to leave on the cars!

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    Head Jackass August 26th, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Ooh, the force is strong with this one. Start administering justice to the world, JustSomeGirl. I’ll post the pics.

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    Corie November 13th, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Y u mad?

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    Michele C, November 21st, 2011 at 4:02 am

    I find it ironic that some people can justify parking jobs like this one as being protective of their sweet-ass trucks, or whatever. If he parked it in two spaces to prevent it from getting fucked up, then can we all agree that this is a very ineffective means to that end? Since his truck did, in fact, get fucked up.

    It might be the same logic that makes drivers buy and install car alarms. No one will ever, ever hear your car alarm and think, “Oh no! Some one is breaking into a car! Call the police!”. Instead, they will think “Some idiot and his stupid fucking car alarm. Get a crowbar.” (JK, at the last! =P)