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  • orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
  • JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
  • Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you? :)
  • liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
  • Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
  • Voivre: 1) Gullwing doors are awesome because of arseholes like this.. 2) I would have kicked the everloving shit out...
  • CanadianJane: Vehicle. The word is vehicle. You misspelled it more than once or I wouldn’t have said anything.
  • CanadianJane: Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of...
  • CanadianJane: I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so...
  • CanadianJane: I like Tahoe Joe’s idea.

29 Responses to “3 Trucks in 1 Shopping Center”

  1. your all too funny April 29th, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    your all dumb asses!!!! its not even funny. i for one didnt have this happen to me but i watched some dumbass take a pic of my brother inlaws truck and struggling to reach the windshield he finaly climbed on to the front tire to leave his card lol whats funny is the that he was only maybe two inches over in to the next stall and his truck is so big that he parks way out were its out of the way anyways .. lol a dumbass is a dumbass

  2. your all too funny April 29th, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    by the way top truck was in a home depot parking lot . metal mart is not even in that shopping center at all!!!! JACKASS

  3. Brandon April 29th, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    You Jackasses need to get a life!!!!!! If i catch you touching my truck I will kick the F__k out of you. I will make it my goal to always park like i want just to hopefully catch you idiots………..

  4. Brandon April 29th, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    If it wasn`t for your stupid flier I would have never heard of your boring hobbie..

    What a bunch of losers

  5. Head Jackass April 29th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    The predictable three-element response from drivers of trucks who park like jackasses:

    1. Make a bunch of superfluous excuses for their parking job (I park out in the boonies, my truck is too big, herpa derp derp, etc.)

    2. Insult the site and the submitters with something along the lines of telling us we need to get a life, despite the fact that it takes a mere 30 seconds to place a card and take a pic when you’re out and about — why do people think this takes up so much time?

    3. Make physical threats — after all, you have to compensate somehow for your low IQ (as evidenced by your atrocious grammar and spelling) and minuscule genitalia (as evidenced by the fact that you drive these trucks at all)

    Thank you for letting us know that we pissed you off. Sweet success.

  6. Brandon April 29th, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    Typical responce you just wrote everything a jackass would. I laugh out loud at how superior you think you must be to all of us idiots you salad eating fuck!!! Have fun in your little Subaru gay boy. By the way if this is your measure of success you should re evaluate your existence. Hope to kick your nerdy ass soon…………

  7. Head Jackass April 29th, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    How did you know I’m gay? Wanna hook up?

  8. Head Jackass April 29th, 2011 at 9:43 pm

  9. Caligurl28 April 30th, 2011 at 12:11 am

    @Brandon You are actually the one who thinks you are superior! You are the one who feels the need to take up two+ parking spaces at a time. If you dont like us taking pics of your stupid trucks and your shitty parking skills learn to park. If you cant park it dont drive it. Maybe you should trade your Big truck for something that more reflects the true size of your “ego” like perhaps a VW

  10. "big" truck driver May 1st, 2011 at 11:38 am

    to back up anyone that has a full sized truck. I have a F250 superduty and if I was to park in a spot (normal sized parking lot) and have people park on both sides and in front I would not be able to get out of the spot. my truck has the worst turning radius, so I park far out and 9 of 10 times I will take up two spots. if the lot fills up to my truck I guess I’m a jackass.

  11. Brandon May 2nd, 2011 at 6:23 am

    Look all you Jackasses, here is the point. I wrote all that idiotic shit hopeing you would realize that you are not doing this world justice. YOU ALL NEED TO MIND YOUR OWN BIUSNESS!!!

    For fuck sakes is one anoying behavior better than the other, people have reasons for the way they park that you just don`t care to understand. That doesn`t make evryone who takes up an extra stall a bad person.

    GET A LIFE

  12. Brandon May 2nd, 2011 at 6:24 am

    Oh yeah Head Jackass hve fun wth the GrrAmmaRR…………………..

  13. Head Jackass May 2nd, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Sooooo… are you and I going to hook up or what?

  14. lebanese May 2nd, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    @brandon
    If you are going to try to insult people, at least learn to spell correctly.
    P.S. Do you have a problem with subarus? Cause I will come over there and kick your jackass!

  15. Caligurl28 May 3rd, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    @Brandon Just so you know if you are taking up two parking spaces and I can not find a parking space that makes it my business! Do you think you are “doing the world justice” by being a selfish jerk and making things more inconvenient for others who would also like to park their car? You people who chose to park like a jackass are being selfish inconsiderate jerks. Get over yourself and your crappy car/truck and take others into consideration. You are not entitled to two parking spots.

  16. yeahright July 20th, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    So the point of the comments and the photos is ford trucks suck at everything including parking?

  17. Bill July 21st, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Seriously who gives a fuck.

  18. Quite Amused July 27th, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    Since these folks can’t seem to master the tremendous task of parking in the lines, I have to wonder how well they do with something more mentally challenging, like filing their taxes. I wonder if they’d threaten an IRS agent in the same way for ‘calling them out’.

  19. Sean August 21st, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    If you can’t park you can’t park. All this BS about my truck is too big, or it has a horrible turn radius is crap. I have a 70 chev with no power steering and an expedition which seem to be well within the lines when I leave my vehicle.So, I am sure it is possible to not park like a tool. I will say my chev’s truck bed is really fucking long so sometimes I have to park way in the back but it is always within the lines. Guess what not being a selfish douche has done for me. I’ve never had anyone fuck with my trucks.

  20. G.L. August 23rd, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    My Star Destroyer is too large to fit in any space… Really, have you seen how large Imperial Star Destroyers are? My case is clearly excusable.. :P

  21. mike September 5th, 2011 at 11:52 am

    makes me want to key the Piss out that stupid rednecks truck. Doing that he is saying f everyone else i love my truck so much i don’t want anyone to put a ding into it. So if i park this way noone will open their door into it. So if they have that mentality about their truck and such little respect for others then they all can go to hillbilly hell.

  22. Hey Truck People September 8th, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    Me and friends love keying up trucks and cars that park on more than one space. Who the hell do these people think they are?

    Sometimes me and my friends will get our smallest friend, Damien, to key the car while the rest of us wait somewhere where we can’t be seen. If the owner of the truck ever catches Damien in the act, we just all walk up and surround the little red-neck and ask him if there’s a problem?

    LOLLL Love Rednecks who think they got a right to park in 4 spaces.

  23. Head Jackass September 8th, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    Okay, yeah, so, instead of being “that guy” and deleting these comments, allow me to take this opportunity to say that vandalizing someone’s property is worse than parking like a jackass, that physically threatening someone is worse than parking like a jackass. None of that behavior, nor anything illegal or immoral or outright douchey, is encouraged or condoned by this website. Let’s keep that shit out of the comments section here.

  24. Tate September 8th, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    By the pictures you can clearly see that they didn’t try to adjust their truck to fit in the lines – regardless if there were any cars or not if you look at where the front wheels are compared to the lines – they’re not even close…

    What a bunch of jackasses!

  25. Michele C, November 21st, 2011 at 4:19 am

    Honestly, I don’t have a problem with the idiots who choose to park in two spaces… at Costco. Or target. Or any other mammoth parking lot.

    But, I totally have a problem with the idiotic circumstances we are forced to deal with:
    1. Parking spaces today are made smaller and smaller, to fit as many cars in a lot as possible.
    2. Manufacturers continue to make bigger and bigger SUVs and trucks, that will not fit in most parking spaces.
    3. People insist on driving these vehicles in cities, or at all.

    At my work, we have a small garage with 20 COMPACT spaces (clearly marked “COMPACT” on each space) and 1 handicapped space. Guess what I find in there nearly every day? SUV, after SUV, after SUV… which creates a situation where if I park in a space between two, I am lucky if I can squeeze myself out of my car (Neon). I do not try to ding them, but I know my door is pressed up against theirs, and too bad.

  26. LoL March 13th, 2012 at 8:16 am

    ha ha ha all 3 are FORD !

  27. Canadian Jeep Girl March 20th, 2012 at 8:09 am

    I find it funny that most pick up truck drivers are great in person, helpful and all ( I am disabled so…) but they get in thier truck and all of a sudden they are jackasses. Park stupidly, cut people off and just plane rude.
    If I see a dumbass parking job I tell them, when I was in a wheelchair I got the best responces, then I was told about this site and I am intrigued ;) I like this idea, lets see what I can do with it!

  28. CanadianJane March 21st, 2012 at 6:31 am

    I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so poorly. Does it ever occur to the people (that park poorly) that others have to share the space? What gives them the right to more space than another person, you ask? Well, jack shit is the answer. I understand the guy with the F250 somewhat, if he bought it for doing actual work.

    If you buy a truck that large 1) just to have 2) to compensate for…. 3) because it looks good, you have no excuses available to you. If you can’t park it, don’t buy it. Inconveniencing others for your “style” and “taste” is worse than taking up multiple spots.

  29. CanadianJane March 21st, 2012 at 6:34 am

    Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of people as an insult; if you have the money for that truck, you have the money for a dictionary where you can find some more intelligent monikers to use.

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