Publicly Shaming Douche Bags in Parking Lots Since 2009
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Recent Comments

  • orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
  • JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
  • Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you? :)
  • liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
  • Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
  • Voivre: 1) Gullwing doors are awesome because of arseholes like this.. 2) I would have kicked the everloving shit out...
  • CanadianJane: Vehicle. The word is vehicle. You misspelled it more than once or I wouldn’t have said anything.
  • CanadianJane: Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of...
  • CanadianJane: I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so...
  • CanadianJane: I like Tahoe Joe’s idea.
  • Not Even a Hint of Effort

    Posted on September 1st, 2009 Comment

    ut090821 Not Even a Hint of Effort

  • Seriously?

    Posted on August 21st, 2009 Comment

    Another one right up at the front of a very busy movie theater parking lot. Would it really have taken so much effort to back up a bit and pull in like a civilized person who is aware of the existence of others?

    ut090820 03 Seriously?

    This bombastic barbarism earned this driver the Top-Notch Douche Award!

    blue ribbon Seriously?

  • Not Even Sure If They’re Aware They’re in a Parking Lot

    Posted on August 21st, 2009 Comment

    It almost looks as if a halfhearted attempt to correct was attempted at the last second. Fail.

    ut090820 02 Not Even Sure If Theyre Aware Theyre in a Parking Lot

  • Fine, We Won’t Park Next to You

    Posted on August 20th, 2009 27 comments

    We’ll just post your picture online and make fun of you. This driver had to actually back into this sorry excuse for a parking job, which suggests that some effort was taken to be a jerk.

    ut090820 01 Fine, We Wont Park Next to You

  • I Hope There Isn’t a Fire While He’s Parked Like a Jackass

    Posted on August 18th, 2009 3 comments

    I don’t think that’s a fire truck…

    ut090818 I Hope There Isnt a Fire While Hes Parked Like a Jackass

  • Someone’s Compensating…

    Posted on August 17th, 2009 Comment

    This truck is taking up four parking spaces in a busy lot (the car behind him somehow managed to shimmy in anyway). Seriously, does stuff like this make anyone else angry to the point of exhaustion, or is it just me?

    tn090815 Someones Compensating...

  • Simply Epic

    Posted on August 15th, 2009 1 comment

    “This parking job left me in awe. I drove past it looking for a parking spot in a very crowded lot and was just amazed. This car is parked in the parking lot of a busy casino on a Friday night in Tunica, MS, just outside of Memphis. I made sure to grab my camera and a note for their windshield. As you can see, there is already a note on the vehicle from security asking them to move their car of have it be towed. I checked on it periodically hoping to catch a video of it being towed away, however this example of completely failed parking remained for over 6 hours until we left. Luckily the car on the other side of it pulled out just as I was walking up so I could get another angle on this one to show just how far out of the space they are.”

    ms090815 01 Simply Epic

    ms090815 02 Simply Epic

  • Blatant Douchebaggery

    Posted on August 14th, 2009 1 comment

    I’m going to assume this driver parked in the middle of a snow storm…at night…

    ut090813 02 Blatant Douchebaggery

  • Again, Why?

    Posted on August 14th, 2009 Comment

    I know this truck is a little bigger, but it can still fit in a single stall:

    ut090813 04 Again, Why?

  • Why?

    Posted on August 14th, 2009 Comment

    I guess this driver needed two spaces for that enormous big rig.

    ut090813 01 Why?