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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

 

Recent Comments

  • Head Jackass: Haha! Close encounter, eh? Lemme tell ya, it’s exhilarating to get caught placing a Jackass Card!
  • Lexy Torres: The funniest part of this (at least I think so) is that the guy that drove this truck was a head of me...
  • Chris: Ok, Allen, cause you KNOW there wasn’t a truck or something over parking that line before hand causing...
  • hates parking jackasses: Really, was that truck really parked there to keep other people safe? or does it just belong...
  • paul edwards: Guy parks here like this every single day…..
  • cdsetxo: Indeed I am
  • Head Jackass: I believe you’re referring to this post.
  • cdsetxo: No! Perhaps I should have worded that better. The Chevy Cruze parks in that spot all the time. I’ve...
  • Doug: This space is also marked “van accessable” (small blue sign atttached below) which means only a van...
  • Joe Blow: Wait… is the submitter claiming this is the same person in the same spot? Because that is obviously...
  • Independent Motorist Refuses to Be Bound by “Lines”

    Posted on November 22nd, 2011 Comment
    zz111122 01 450x337 Independent Motorist Refuses to Be Bound by Lines

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  • At a hotel in Webster NY

    Posted on November 21st, 2011 Comment
    ny111120 450x268 At a hotel in Webster NY

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  • Losing the battle, but we’ll win the war

    Posted on November 20th, 2011 Comment

    From the submitter:

    Another car parked in the same spot as most of my other submissions. The difference? This driver got both a ticket and a jackass card. 1 point us.

    zz111120 337x450 Losing the battle, but well win the war

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  • Plenty of room (for a motorcycle)

    Posted on November 13th, 2011 Comment
    zz111113 450x337 Plenty of room (for a motorcycle)

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  • The Battle Continues

    Posted on November 10th, 2011 5 comments

    From the submitter:

    STILL not a spot. Park like a jackass, receive a jackass card.

    zz111110 08 450x337 The Battle Continues

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    This jackass didn’t learn from his last post in the exact same spot (or lack there of)

    zz111110 09 450x337 The Battle Continues

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  • Two Spots at Costco

    Posted on November 10th, 2011 1 comment

    From the submitter:

    blue car takes two spots in a Costco parking lot when the lot is only half full. the white SUV squeezed in the spot next to the car to make its point.

    I didnt have a jackass card… but I did leave a note on the windshield which you can see in the photo….

    zz111110 07 450x337 Two Spots at Costco

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  • But … but why?

    Posted on November 10th, 2011 Comment
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  • Asshole

    Posted on November 10th, 2011 Comment

    From the submitter:

    There was a full parking lot at my kids hockey game and this asshole decides that they need two spots. I went back to the house and printed up a card and left it.

    zz111110 05 Asshole

  • One Metric Shitload of Bad Parking Jobs

    Posted on November 10th, 2011 2 comments

    From the submitter:

    I am so glad my friend told me about your site! My life is full of bad parking jobs. I work for a very large brokerage firm that also shares a parking garage with a real estate company. With a three-story parking garage and two parking lots, the douchebaggery is never ending.

    zz111110 01 450x337 One Metric Shitload of Bad Parking Jobs

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    zz111110 02 450x256 One Metric Shitload of Bad Parking Jobs

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    zz111110 03 450x337 One Metric Shitload of Bad Parking Jobs

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    zz111110 04 450x337 One Metric Shitload of Bad Parking Jobs

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  • Not a Spot

    Posted on November 3rd, 2011 Comment

    From the submitter:

    People keep parking here at my university and it’s not a spot! Stop doing that! I ran out of jackass cards so this guy got a nice note instead. I told him to check out his parking on the site.

    zz111103 06 337x450 Not a Spot

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