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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

 

Recent Comments

  • orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
  • JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
  • Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you? :)
  • liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
  • Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
  • Voivre: 1) Gullwing doors are awesome because of arseholes like this.. 2) I would have kicked the everloving shit out...
  • CanadianJane: Vehicle. The word is vehicle. You misspelled it more than once or I wouldn’t have said anything.
  • CanadianJane: Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of...
  • CanadianJane: I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so...
  • CanadianJane: I like Tahoe Joe’s idea.
  • Another tight squeeze

    Posted on February 27th, 2012 Comment

    From the submitter:

    This guy parked really close to my car after a long day at work.  I left a card and went back in the building and watched the driver read the card and pull out.

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  • Suck in your gut

    Posted on February 27th, 2012 2 comments

    From the submitter:

    seriously, I come out to my car and go to get into the driver side door, and this is what I see.  The driver side of the van on the left had about a good 4 feet to the next car.

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  • Cozy

    Posted on February 22nd, 2012 Comment
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  • Some father/son jackassery

    Posted on February 15th, 2012 3 comments

    From the submitter:

    Cost of driving school for your son – $250
    Cost increase on your insurance when he gets drivers license – $100 per month
    Taking a picture of your sons parking job at school – PRICELESS

    I had to go up to the school and look at our 2nd car that the kids drive and found out my kid parks like a jackass and YES I tagged the car with a “You Parked Like A Jackass” ticket, took pictures and submitted them to this website.

    Love Dad

    Between you and me, kid, I think your dad is the real jackass here!

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  • Probably needed the extra space to unload the dead deer and moonshine

    Posted on February 15th, 2012 1 comment

    IDgxK Probably needed the extra space to unload the dead deer and moonshine

  • Nuisance

    Posted on February 15th, 2012 Comment

    From the submitter:

    While following this winner into the gas station parking lot, he pulled into the only 2 spaces near the building (I had to park in the back).  I very obviously glared at him as walked in, snapped this picture on my way in.. and watched him inconvenience every customer in the store while he decided what lottery tickets to purchase.  Could you be more of a self-absorbed, unaware NUISANCE? I hope he sees this.

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  • More like Grand Prick. Am I right, folks?

    Posted on February 13th, 2012 Comment
    zz120213 450x323 More like Grand Prick. Am I right, folks?

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  • Jeep Douchebaggery

    Posted on February 9th, 2012 Comment
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  • This is so douchey it makes me tired

    Posted on February 9th, 2012 Comment
    zz120209 01 450x253 This is so douchey it makes me tired

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  • Motorcycle Parking Only

    Posted on February 8th, 2012 Comment
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