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This pic was submitted to us from the author of the Car Park Violation blog. Very entertaining site for those who appreciate the fine art of jackass parking.
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Something Tells Me They Really Had to Go to the Bathroom
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New and Improved Jackass Card Is Here!
After a grueling seven minutes of work, I am proud to release the new official version of the Jackass Card! The new card boasts the following features:
- Technicolor!
- Includes a “Jackass Crossing” road sign graphic that is our new unofficial trademark
- Fonts match website style for brand consistency
- Vertical orientation so as to be more visible when placed under a windshield wiper
- 50% less saturated fat and 25% more fiber, making it the only Jackass Card to be endorsed by the American Heart Association
You can download it here:
Why Is It Always Trucks?
The submitter said these three photos were taken in the same lot on the same day. Even though we have conclusively demonstrated that it is perfectly possible for very large trucks to park in a non-jackass manner, there are still those few who don’t seem to get it. You know the guys: they pull up with their enormous rigs, and you look at them and say, “Dude, sorry about your penis.” Yeah, those guys.
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Silly Driver, That’s Not a Parking Space
From the submitter:
The driver of this red VW with Tennessee license plate [number withheld] decided she did not want any one to park next to her so she parked in the actual lane! That’s right, she parked her car across the parking lane, got out, and hauled her lazy butt into Pet Smart.
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Blocking a Driveway
This moron blocked my driveway and I can’t leave.
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Right and Wrong
We get a lot of trucks who think they’re big enough to justify taking up four spaces, so I went out and took two pictures — one of a jackass playing four square, the other of a very large truck parking correctly. They were even taken in the same parking lot. Judge for yourselves:
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I know it’s difficult to tell because of the picture quality, but the larger truck in the second picture is completely within the lines, every bit of it! That’s one parking space, people. And, he still parked way out where he wouldn’t bother anyone. This is the most courteous driver I’ve encountered in a good long time.
The driver of the truck in the first picture, however — well, let’s just say that they’re why I made this website!
To the owner of that truck: I know you saw the Jackass Card on your windshield, and chances are that you’ll view this post. Care to explain yourself?
I Wonder If They Really Think That’s a Parking Space
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Our First Video!
This submitter has made my dreams come true by adding a video element to our humble website. From the submitter:
This woman parks into this space horribly, leaves the car, comes back, and fails to back out of the space because of her jackass parking. I only recorded 2 minutes of her attempts to back out. It’s seriously took five minutes for her to get out.
LANGUAGE WARNING for those who are offended by the ‘f’ word:
“Let’s take our ladder to the movies!”
From the submitter:
This is in the middle of a very busy movie theater parking lot. If you insist on bringing your big-ass truck and ladder to the movies, at least have the courtesy to park at the back of the lot so you don’t affect anyone.
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