Priceless Email

We received an email recently in response to one of the cards a submitter left on a windshield. There were several statements made in it that were so ridiculously funny, we simply had to post them here for our valued readers. The opening sentence:

If you think I care where I park then you’ve got problems.

We understand, and that is why this site is necessary. Unfortunately, there are many people like you who simply don’t care about others.

There are alot better things you could be doing in your spare time to help the shitty world. Such as, give out flyers to people who abuse children or to people who do meth…wait maybe you’re one of them?

So let me get this straight: To make the world a better place, I need to go find some child abusers and drug addicts, and hand them fliers? That’s what would be a better use of my time? “Uh, excuse me, sir. I couldn’t help but notice that you’re beating your child there. Would you like a flier explaining why that may not be an effective disciplinary method?” How about I call the police instead? Is that all right? Takes me 30 seconds and I don’t have to go to the trouble of creating the flier.

I’m sorry you hate people so bad to have to resort to this.

Au contraire, mon frère. I love people. That’s why I’ve created a site that empowers them to fight back against people like you.

So,  I’ll see you at the round about tomorrow, flip you off and park like shit in your parking lot same time same place. Oh and if this was my world I would own all the oxygen and charge you all to breathe.

Not sure what they’re referring to there. I don’t think some people realize that the photos on this site are reader-submitted. But hey, nice use of good old-fashioned schoolyard taunting, friend! Kudos!