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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

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  • Head Jackass: Haha! Close encounter, eh? Lemme tell ya, it’s exhilarating to get caught placing a Jackass Card!
  • Lexy Torres: The funniest part of this (at least I think so) is that the guy that drove this truck was a head of me...
  • Chris: Ok, Allen, cause you KNOW there wasn’t a truck or something over parking that line before hand causing...
  • hates parking jackasses: Really, was that truck really parked there to keep other people safe? or does it just belong...
  • paul edwards: Guy parks here like this every single day…..
  • cdsetxo: Indeed I am
  • Head Jackass: I believe you’re referring to this post.
  • cdsetxo: No! Perhaps I should have worded that better. The Chevy Cruze parks in that spot all the time. I’ve...
  • Doug: This space is also marked “van accessable” (small blue sign atttached below) which means only a van...
  • Joe Blow: Wait… is the submitter claiming this is the same person in the same spot? Because that is obviously...

  • New and Improved Jackass Card Is Here!

    After a grueling seven minutes of work, I am proud to release the new official version of the Jackass Card! The new card boasts the following features:

    • Technicolor!
    • Includes a “Jackass Crossing” road sign graphic that is our new unofficial trademark
    • Fonts match website style for brand consistency
    • Vertical orientation so as to be more visible when placed under a windshield wiper
    • 50% less saturated fat and 25% more fiber, making it the only Jackass Card to be endorsed by the American Heart Association

    You can download it here:

    pdf New and Improved Jackass Card Is Here!  Jackass Card 3.0

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  • Slower Traffic Keep Right

    This has to do with driving instead of parking, but it’s a serious annoyance nonetheless. Have you ever encountered a driver on a highway or freeway going five under the limit and driving in the fast lane/passing lane? Have you ever wished there was some way you could tell them how stupid they are? Well now there is! I’ve put a printable “Slower Traffic Keep Right” sign in the “Resources” section that you can hold up as you pass these morons in the right lane. Just use it safely, please. And enjoy!

  • New Watered-Down Jackass Card

    For those who don’t want to be as rude as the original Jackass Card sounds, I have a created a less abrasive card for your use.

 

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