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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

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  • orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
  • JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
  • Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you? :)
  • liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
  • Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
  • Voivre: 1) Gullwing doors are awesome because of arseholes like this.. 2) I would have kicked the everloving shit out...
  • CanadianJane: Vehicle. The word is vehicle. You misspelled it more than once or I wouldn’t have said anything.
  • CanadianJane: Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of...
  • CanadianJane: I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so...
  • CanadianJane: I like Tahoe Joe’s idea.

  • New and Improved Jackass Card Is Here!

    After a grueling seven minutes of work, I am proud to release the new official version of the Jackass Card! The new card boasts the following features:

    • Technicolor!
    • Includes a “Jackass Crossing” road sign graphic that is our new unofficial trademark
    • Fonts match website style for brand consistency
    • Vertical orientation so as to be more visible when placed under a windshield wiper
    • 50% less saturated fat and 25% more fiber, making it the only Jackass Card to be endorsed by the American Heart Association

    You can download it here:

    pdf New and Improved Jackass Card Is Here!  Jackass Card 3.0

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  • Slower Traffic Keep Right

    This has to do with driving instead of parking, but it’s a serious annoyance nonetheless. Have you ever encountered a driver on a highway or freeway going five under the limit and driving in the fast lane/passing lane? Have you ever wished there was some way you could tell them how stupid they are? Well now there is! I’ve put a printable “Slower Traffic Keep Right” sign in the “Resources” section that you can hold up as you pass these morons in the right lane. Just use it safely, please. And enjoy!

  • New Watered-Down Jackass Card

    For those who don’t want to be as rude as the original Jackass Card sounds, I have a created a less abrasive card for your use.

 

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