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Recent Comments

  • orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
  • JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
  • Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you? :)
  • liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
  • Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
  • Voivre: 1) Gullwing doors are awesome because of arseholes like this.. 2) I would have kicked the everloving shit out...
  • CanadianJane: Vehicle. The word is vehicle. You misspelled it more than once or I wouldn’t have said anything.
  • CanadianJane: Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of...
  • CanadianJane: I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so...
  • CanadianJane: I like Tahoe Joe’s idea.
  • Yet Another Wal-Mart Pic

    ut091107 Yet Another Wal Mart Pic

  • Something Tells Me They Must Have Parked That Shopping Cart, Too

    ut091023 Something Tells Me They Must Have Parked That Shopping Cart, Too

  • What were they drinking?

    ut091011 02 What were they drinking?

    ut091011 01 What were they drinking?

  • Big Rig Goes Diagonal For Some Reason

    I know semis have to take up multiple spaces, but multiple rows? And at the front of a very busy parking lot?

    ut090930 Big Rig Goes Diagonal For Some Reason

  • Rude Awakening

    Don’t you hate it when you’re driving down the freeway, fall asleep, and wake up in some parking lot?

    zz090903 Rude Awakening

  • Gas Prices Are Getting Out of Hand

    I can just picture this driver running out of gas halfway into the stall and thinking, “Screw it.”

    ut090912 Gas Prices Are Getting Out of Hand

  • Not Even a Hint of Effort

    ut090821 Not Even a Hint of Effort

  • Seriously?

    Another one right up at the front of a very busy movie theater parking lot. Would it really have taken so much effort to back up a bit and pull in like a civilized person who is aware of the existence of others?

    ut090820 03 Seriously?

    This bombastic barbarism earned this driver the Top-Notch Douche Award!

    blue ribbon Seriously?

  • Not Even Sure If They’re Aware They’re in a Parking Lot

    It almost looks as if a halfhearted attempt to correct was attempted at the last second. Fail.

    ut090820 02 Not Even Sure If Theyre Aware Theyre in a Parking Lot

  • Fine, We Won’t Park Next to You

    We’ll just post your picture online and make fun of you. This driver had to actually back into this sorry excuse for a parking job, which suggests that some effort was taken to be a jerk.

    ut090820 01 Fine, We Wont Park Next to You