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How This Works:

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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

 

Recent Comments

  • orangepencil: WIN for you! that’s awesome.
  • JustLikeaGiant: That’s when you park in the spot in front of him, and someone else parks in the spot behind him.
  • Seanette: Or maybe they meant for you to load up their car and take it with you? :)
  • liz in albuquerque: Maybe you should have put a few empty boxes on their hood.
  • Corie: I’m with the dad, and fortunately this’ll probably teach the kid to never park like a jackass...
  • Voivre: 1) Gullwing doors are awesome because of arseholes like this.. 2) I would have kicked the everloving shit out...
  • CanadianJane: Vehicle. The word is vehicle. You misspelled it more than once or I wouldn’t have said anything.
  • CanadianJane: Also, Brandon, calling the Head Jackass gay is called PROJECTION. Grow up and stop using a group of...
  • CanadianJane: I find it funny that the person(s) with the most belligerent attitude are the ones who parked so...
  • CanadianJane: I like Tahoe Joe’s idea.
  • They never learn

    zz120330 337x450 They never learn

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  • Textbook Douche Bag

    Expensive yet tacky car? Check. Jackass parking job? Check. All they need is a popped collar and a fake tan and we’ve got a zoo exhibit.

    zz120329 450x253 Textbook Douche Bag

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  • Too bad. That’s a sweet ride.

    From the submitter:

    He parks at his apartment building like this every day, so a jackass card was long overdue. After I snapped the picture, I put a jackass card under his only windshield wiper.

    zz120328 300x450 Too bad. Thats a sweet ride.

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  • Three-for-one special

    zz120327 450x247 Three for one special

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  • Artistic Vanity

    From the submitter:

    I saw this wonderful parking job in action. She got out looked at the job done like a work of art — and left!
    Jackass card left.

    zz120326 450x337 Artistic Vanity

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  • Smug Alert!

    From the submitter:

    All time high levels of smug are causing Prius drivers to use TWO front row parking spots.
    Left a Jackass Card but someone beat me to it with a yellow post-it that read “Really? You need two spots for this little car”

    zz120325 450x337 Smug Alert!

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  • “I’m sure they just wanted to be Altima buddies.”

    zz120305 01 450x265 Im sure they just wanted to be Altima buddies.

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  • Oh, Jeep owners. Is there anything they can’t douchify?

    zz120304 01 336x450 Oh, Jeep owners. Is there anything they cant douchify?

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  • Jackass by Trade

    zz120303 01 336x450 Jackass by Trade

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  • Another tight squeeze

    From the submitter:

    This guy parked really close to my car after a long day at work.  I left a card and went back in the building and watched the driver read the card and pull out.

    zz120227 02 450x269 Another tight squeeze

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