Publicly Shaming Douche Bags in Parking Lots Since 2009
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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

 

Recent Comments

  • Head Jackass: Haha! Close encounter, eh? Lemme tell ya, it’s exhilarating to get caught placing a Jackass Card!
  • Lexy Torres: The funniest part of this (at least I think so) is that the guy that drove this truck was a head of me...
  • Chris: Ok, Allen, cause you KNOW there wasn’t a truck or something over parking that line before hand causing...
  • hates parking jackasses: Really, was that truck really parked there to keep other people safe? or does it just belong...
  • paul edwards: Guy parks here like this every single day…..
  • cdsetxo: Indeed I am
  • Head Jackass: I believe you’re referring to this post.
  • cdsetxo: No! Perhaps I should have worded that better. The Chevy Cruze parks in that spot all the time. I’ve...
  • Doug: This space is also marked “van accessable” (small blue sign atttached below) which means only a van...
  • Joe Blow: Wait… is the submitter claiming this is the same person in the same spot? Because that is obviously...
  • Motorcycle Parking Only

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  • Jackass Parking Only

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  • This garage is infested with jackasses

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  • I always love handwritten sentiment

    From the submitter:

    Another hand written note. This was on a very rainy day and there were already NO parking spots in this parking lot. I really hope this person comments about their AWESOME parking skills!

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  • Yes, please print some.

    From the submitter:

    I didn’t have a sign handy, but clearly I need to print some. This guy was parked across the two spaces closest to to door at a BWW, on BCS championship night. In a small lot. Jackass.

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  • Now you know.

    From the submitter:

    Found this when I got to my car after work tonight.  I had to get in on the passenger side and crawl over to the driver’s seat.  I just learned about the Jackass cards tonight…sooo wish I would have had one with me!!!

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  • Just douchin’ around

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  • What a bag of crap

    From the submitter:

    This douche was parked across two handicapped parking spots and no, it did not have the permit for it. I did not put the card on because it was bloody freezing out icon smile What a bag of crap Enjoy!

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  • Callin’ it good

    This looks less like a parking job and more like GM just took a shit in the woods.

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  • Jackass Minivan

    From the submitter:

    In the completely full parking lot at black angus in Ontario, CA
    What a douche

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