If This Guy Were Any More of a Douche, He’d Have a Nozzle

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Our First Police Officer

It’s a little more grave when a police officer does something like this, because they should know better, but also because they have the power to fine you if you were to do the same thing. This is shameful. I decided not to obfuscate the license plate or any other markers on the vehicle because I think public officials should be held accountable for their actions.

In case anyone is not already aware of this, the reason lots have an empty striped space next to handicap stalls is to allow room for whatever equipment the vehicle might have for getting an apparatus out of and into the vehicle. This police officer is parked in such a manner as to render the stall useless to any handicap vehicle with a side loader.

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Jackassery at the Movies

This is at the very front of a very busy movie theater parking lot. As you can see, not only is he parking in the space clearly marked “No Parking”, but he is also making the best spot in the lot unparkable. Wouldn’t want to scratch that shiny piece of Freudian compensation now would we?

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Why?

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Obviously a Very Important Person

… who can’t be bothered with parking straight.

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Someone In Your Office Building Thinks You’re a Pompous Ass

It’s probably because you park like this. Just a theory.

Fishing Is Also Known As “Angling”

This guy does both:

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The Last Two Spots in the Lot

From the submitter:

and there were NO spots left! >.<

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Probably Just Illiterate

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Again With the Trucks

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