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Step #1 — Leave a card on the windshield

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Step #2 — Snap a pic and submit it to us

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Step #3 — Point and laugh

 

Recent Comments

  • paul edwards: Guy parks here like this every single day…..
  • cdsetxo: Indeed I am
  • Head Jackass: I believe you’re referring to this post.
  • cdsetxo: No! Perhaps I should have worded that better. The Chevy Cruze parks in that spot all the time. I’ve...
  • Doug: This space is also marked “van accessable” (small blue sign atttached below) which means only a van...
  • Joe Blow: Wait… is the submitter claiming this is the same person in the same spot? Because that is obviously...
  • Corie: It’s funny, because a minivan loses its entire value as you drive it off the lot (basically). So they...
  • cdsetxo: Maybe the Jeep Wrangler Unlimited comes with a “can park like a douche” tag to hang on their...
  • MoDaFo: Did you leave a card though??? Haha
  • cdsetxo: BAZINGA!
  • Yes, please print some.

    Posted on January 16th, 2012 Comment

    From the submitter:

    I didn’t have a sign handy, but clearly I need to print some. This guy was parked across the two spaces closest to to door at a BWW, on BCS championship night. In a small lot. Jackass.

    zz120116 03 450x337 Yes, please print some.

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  • Now you know.

    Posted on January 16th, 2012 Comment

    From the submitter:

    Found this when I got to my car after work tonight.  I had to get in on the passenger side and crawl over to the driver’s seat.  I just learned about the Jackass cards tonight…sooo wish I would have had one with me!!!

    zz120116 02 337x450 Now you know.

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  • Just douchin’ around

    Posted on January 16th, 2012 Comment
    zz120116 01 337x450 Just douchin around

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  • What a bag of crap

    Posted on December 28th, 2011 Comment

    From the submitter:

    This douche was parked across two handicapped parking spots and no, it did not have the permit for it. I did not put the card on because it was bloody freezing out icon smile What a bag of crap Enjoy!

    zz111228 450x267 What a bag of crap

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  • Callin’ it good

    Posted on December 20th, 2011 Comment

    This looks less like a parking job and more like GM just took a shit in the woods.

    nh111220 337x450 Callin it good

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  • Jackass Minivan

    Posted on December 20th, 2011 1 comment

    From the submitter:

    In the completely full parking lot at black angus in Ontario, CA
    What a douche

    ca111220 336x450 Jackass Minivan

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  • Srsly.

    Posted on December 15th, 2011 Comment

    From the submitter:

    A million spots available and these idiots have to park like this? SRSLY!?!

    zz111214 05 450x255 Srsly.

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  • Please note: You’re not that big a deal

    Posted on December 15th, 2011 1 comment
    zz111214 04 450x269 Please note: Youre not that big a deal

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  • Curbophobia

    Posted on December 14th, 2011 Comment
    zz111214 03 450x337 Curbophobia

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  • Another Special Jeep

    Posted on December 14th, 2011 1 comment
    zz111214 02 333x450 Another Special Jeep

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