Dedicated to Douche Bags in Parking Lots Everywhere
Right and Wrong
We get a lot of trucks who think they’re big enough to justify taking up four spaces, so I went out and took two pictures — one of a jackass playing four square, the other of a very large truck parking correctly. They were even taken in the same parking lot. Judge for yourselves:
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I know it’s difficult to tell because of the picture quality, but the larger truck in the second picture is completely within the lines, every bit of it! That’s one parking space, people. And, he still parked way out where he wouldn’t bother anyone. This is the most courteous driver I’ve encountered in a good long time.
The driver of the truck in the first picture, however — well, let’s just say that they’re why I made this website!
To the owner of that truck: I know you saw the Jackass Card on your windshield, and chances are that you’ll view this post. Care to explain yourself?
I Wonder If They Really Think That’s a Parking Space
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Our First Video!
This submitter has made my dreams come true by adding a video element to our humble website. From the submitter:
This woman parks into this space horribly, leaves the car, comes back, and fails to back out of the space because of her jackass parking. I only recorded 2 minutes of her attempts to back out. It’s seriously took five minutes for her to get out.
LANGUAGE WARNING for those who are offended by the ‘f’ word:
“Let’s take our ladder to the movies!”
From the submitter:
This is in the middle of a very busy movie theater parking lot. If you insist on bringing your big-ass truck and ladder to the movies, at least have the courtesy to park at the back of the lot so you don’t affect anyone.
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More Four Square
Why do some people think they need four parking spaces?
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Um, Wow
From the submitter:
Jackass with a horse trailer took up half of the gas pumps, and you couldn’t get around him to park in front of the store either.
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“I Suck at Parking”
From the submitter:
At the San Diego Zoo. Looks like someone already informed them they parked like a jackass, in a slightly politer way. No Jackass card left.
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Like an Elephant on a Tightrope
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A Law Unto Themselves
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What a Douche
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